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RAP FOR THE VAMPIRE DIARIES

WRITTEN AND SUNG BY ME

I’M SORRY FOR THE MISTAKES, I’M ITALIAN. 

Here I am Elena
Damon, from the town
Not from Pasadena
Got a lot of crowd

So you don’t wanna love me
You don’t want my thing
It’s always Stefan only
That’s the kinda shit

I don’t like you either
It’s Katerina here
It’s like the Bieber Fever
Only Stefan dear

I don’t want no Damon
I want my Stefan back
It’s just my kinda flavor
Now I’m back on track

Now I’m in the house
It’s Caroline here 
Wanna piece of Klaus
Ty, get outta here

Stefan on the edge
You gotta stop this cramp
I know you want revenge
you’re no Emily VanCamp


It’s Bonnie here, bitches
It’s my motherfuckin name
I know a lot of witches
And I don’t feel ashamed

I’m a Twilight Saga fan
I’m only on Team Jasper
My boy did some crap
He cheated with that Casper 

It’s Elena, and I’m sad
But Stefan, just don’t mind it
As Katy Perry wold have said
I kissed Damon and I liked it


Julie, Kevin, I just love you
Luigi, it’s my name
An italian fan, for you
I want Delena endgame.